inaugural doggerel

Slumping bumpkin country
plumped for something that went thump
on the stump
as American as pumpkin pie & dry-aged rump steak,
grumpy crumpet trumpets blaring that women are
crumpled strumpets and it’s ‘great again’
when stumpy fingers are going bump in the night
and being ‘huge’ on the web like Kim’s sump pump rump.
Dry hump jumping, lumping in the ring
to take a dump on voters, ‘so sad’ clump of chumps,

humping himself, no ump, top the white supremacy dump

with liberty and gumption for all.