Rate Your Mother™

transcript of a robocall I received yesterday shortly after speaking with my mother:

Hello. This is a message from your mother. Your mother has authorized rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com to contact you to take a short survey about the service she provided you in your most recent phone call. To take the survey now, press 1 or just stay on the line. If you’re busy and want to take the survey later, please press 1 or stay on the line anyway.

Thank you for agreeing to take the rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com survey. All answers to this survey are confidential and will not be shared with anyone other than your mother. To start the survey, press 1 or just stay on the line.

·        Using the numbers on the keypad on your phone, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is the least and 10 is the most, please tell us how useful your mother was in the last phone conversation you had with her.

·        Using the numbers on the keypad on your phone, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is the least and 10 is the most, please tell us how responsive to your needs your mother was in the last phone conversation you had with her.

·        Using the numbers on the keypad on your phone, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is the least and 10 is the most, please tell us how sympathetic your mother was in the last phone conversation you had with her.

·        Using the numbers on the keypad on your phone, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is absolutely not and 10 is most definitely, please tell us if you would call your mother again for any reason.

·        Using the numbers on the keypad on your phone, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is never and 10 is always, please tell us if you would recommend anyone else to call your mother if they are in a situation similar to the one you are in.

Thank you. This completes the rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com survey. Your answers have been shared with your mother and will help her in her desire to serve you better. To see how your mother stacks up in the rate your mother™ challenge, please visit rateyourmother.com or use the rateyourmother app for iOS and android.

Rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com are wholly-owned subsidiaries of RYMJOB Productions, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Participation in any rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com survey does not entitle you to any other services from rate your mother™, rateyourmother.com or RYMJOB productions. Rate your mother™, rateyourmother.com and RYMJOB productions are not responsible for any actions your mother may take after receiving the results of this survey or any other surveys.

Your mother thanks you for participating in this rate your mother™ and rateyourmother.com project.

If you want to call your mother, press 1. If you don’t want to call your mother, press 1 anyway. I’m sorry, I did not understand the last response. If you want to call your mother, press 1. You will now be connected with your mother.